Court of Group Chats · Left-on-Read Division
The Group
Chat Court
Put whoever leaves you on read on trial.
Judge: Lira, an AI. Evidence: your real messages.
Takes a WhatsApp export (.txt or .zip), group or one-to-one chat.
The charges
- Abandoning a conversation talked, then nothing
- Questions left unanswered the "?" as an optional invitation
- Aggravated monologue ten messages in a row
- Voice note spam an unrequested podcast
- Okay-ism "ok", "k", "fine"
- Vanishing act gone for days, then back
- Back at 3 AM messages in the small hours
- Chronic slow replying median reply time
How to export a chat
iPhone
- Open the chat and tap the name at the top.
- Scroll down and tap Export Chat.
- Choose Without Media and save to Files.
Android
- Open the chat, tap ⋮ at the top.
- More › Export chat.
- Choose Without media and save the file.
All the maths happens on this page: no message is ever sent to a server. Note: with “Without media”, voice notes only show up as placeholders, which is enough to count them.
Who are we putting on trial?
Pick the defendant. Only chat behaviour is judged, with irony and no cruelty.
The judge is entering the courtroom…
Case no.
The Group Chat Court vs.
Heads up: the defendant wrote very little, so the Court is judging on thin evidence.
Closing argument for the defence
Judgment
Sentence
The verdict, ready to share
Heads up: the image contains the defendant's name. Share it only with people who can see it and, ideally, with the defendant's blessing. An ironic conviction is still a message about a real person.
