Supreme Relay Court · Posting Habits Division
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Paste an npub. Judge Lira, an AI, reads two weeks of public notes and hands down a sentence.
Try yourself, or a friend who said yes.
Two counts out of 8 and you are GUILTY. Fewer than 8 notes in two weeks: no case. A joke about habits, not about you.
Your npub: copy it from your client's profile page.
Works with npub, nprofile, NIP-05 or hex. Nothing is posted anywhere.
The 8 charges
- Left on read mentions with no reply within 24h
- Zap shy zaps received vs zaps sent (a note only, not counted)
- GM-ism notes that are only "gm" / "gn"
- Emoji-only poster notes made only of emoji
- Reply guy replies vs own notes
- Repost addiction reposts vs notes
- Hashtag abuse hashtags per note
- Ghosting the longest silence
Guilty on 2 or more counts (Zap shy does not count). Needs at least 8 public notes in 14 days, otherwise: NO CASE. Thresholds are playful heuristics, not science.
Summoning witnesses...
Case against
The court,
GUILTY
Sentence
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