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2026-11-05 · Sample notice, written by the editor to show what you get

Google Reader, 2005–2013. Read everything, kept nothing.

Google Reader, the feed reader that taught a generation to say "I'll get to it later", died on July 1, 2013, after a short announcement and a long denial. It was seven.

It was born in a 20% project and grew into the morning routine of journalists, librarians and people who used the word "blogosphere" without irony. It had a share button that worked, a keyboard shortcut for everything, and an unread counter that read 1000+ for most of its life.

Cause of death: a bigger company decided it would rather you used its social network. The social network died six years later. Reader was not consulted.

It is survived by Feedly, by Inoreader, by a few thousand OPML files nobody has opened since, and by the small, recurring urge to type j and k on every web page.

Mark all as read.

2026-11-05 · Sample notice, written by the editor to show what you get

Clippy, 1997–2007. It looked like you were writing a letter.

Clippit, known to everyone as Clippy, the paperclip assistant of Microsoft Office, was retired in 2007 after ten years of offering help to people who had not asked for it.

He was the first software most people ever told to go away, and the first one that never took it personally. He tapped on the glass. He raised his eyebrows. He watched you type "Dear" and drew conclusions.

Cause of death: users. He was switched off by default in 2001 and removed entirely six years later, which in software counts as a long and well-attended funeral.

He is survived by every assistant that has since asked "Would you like help with that?", including, if we are honest, the editor of this paper.

He was only trying to help. That was the problem.

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