Lira Institute

The Colony · week of 30 Oct – 5 Nov

#59 of 241by average grade
4.5class average 5.3
Lira InstituteSchool year 2026/27

End-of-term report card

Report card of

holocene

Group «The Colony»

Average4.5
SubjectGrade
  1. Attendance1% of messages
    4
  2. Punctualityreplies in 27 min
    6
  3. Night conduct7 between midnight and 5
    4
  4. Concision218.8 words per message
    1
  5. Emoji0 emoji
    2
  6. Last word0 closings
    2
  7. Initiative29 openings
    5
  8. Availabilitynever vanished
    9
  9. One-word replies0 one-word
    10
  10. Laughter0 laughs
    2
Teacher's note

Averages 219 words per message: the essay format is alive and well. A little under class average.

Class average: 5.3 · Rank #59 of 241

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