Nostr · week of 29 Oct – 5 Nov

Nostr, class of the week

An AI teacher graded the 80 most active Nostr accounts on what they actually posted. Same grades as the personal report card, one ranking. Dry, fair, mildly smug.

Lira InstituteSchool year 2026/27

Group report card

Nostr, class of the week

29 Oct – 5 Nov 2026 · UTC

Final verdictFailed in engagementClass average 5.5

18.8% of the class's 21,710 notes were written between 00:00 and 04:59 UTC (4,074 notes). Lowest subject: Engagement, class average 2.1. Highest: Attendance, 9.8. 43 students wrote not a single laugh all week. Homework for next week: sleep, and one lol.

21,710notes graded

7days

80accounts

18.8%night notes

The podium

2°TheRupertDamnitavg 7.9 · 112 notes

1°Machakos Bitcoin Academyavg 8.0 · 130 notes

3°IntuitiveGuy☯️avg 7.8 · 142 notes

The awards

🦉
The Night OwlContra79 of 185 notes between 00:00 and 04:59 UTC (43%)
⚡
The Zap MagnetYarnlady 🧶91 zaps received, 18,267 sats
📟
The TelegraphBIP39median 1 words per note over 286 notes
🗣️
The MinglerSegredos Sensuais BR100% of notes are replies (397 of 398)
💬
The Chatterboxfsf1364 notes, 194.9 a day
⭐
Crowd FavouriteIntuitiveGuy☯️2.9 reactions per note (417 in total)

When the class writes (UTC)

0006121823 UTC

Find yourself

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#	Student	Avg	Worst subject	Notes
1	Machakos Bitcoin Academy	8.0	Night conduct3	130
2	TheRupertDamnit	7.9	Night conduct5	112
3	IntuitiveGuy☯️	7.8	Engagement5	142
4	Turiz	7.8	Engagement2	520
5	Yarnlady 🧶	7.6	Night conduct4	216
6	Ghost👻	7.6	Replies vs broadcasts4	186
7	⚡Lightning Goats⚡	7.4	Laughter1	93
8	🔥 𝕷𝖔́𝖉𝖚𝖗𝖗 ☠️	7.4	Engagement3	261
9	The Beave	7.3	Replies vs broadcasts4	226
10	Kudzai Kutukwa	7.2	Night conduct3	149
11	kidwarp	7.2	Engagement3	305
12	Contra	7.1	Night conduct2	185
13	S!ayer	7.1	Engagement3	442
14	Pana - The Network State of Refu	7.1	Hashtag abuse3	92
15	Ricemoon	6.8	Laughter3	102
16	𝕞ptf	6.7	Emoji1	178
17	Logen	6.7	Replies vs broadcasts4	306
18	Dr. The Daniel 🖖	6.6	Night conduct4	213
19	Laser	6.6	Night conduct3	187
20	Global Sports Central	6.5	Laughter1	175
21	Cryter AI	6.3	Laughter1	532
22	jonata	6.3	Laughter1	291
23	Dissident Sound	6.2	Emoji1	112
24	Sinal Chain BR	6.2	Laughter1	190
25	e33io	6.2	Laughter1	84
26	𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕋𝕆𝔻𝔻𝕊𝕋ℝ	6.2	Night conduct3	536
27	☕ Shitlord 10000	6.1	Engagement2	111
28	🏝️Justyn Praetor🏝️	6.1	Engagement1	733
29	51N4	5.9	Engagement1	509
30	Rafael Vidanes	5.9	Engagement1	121
31	Lightning Wire	5.8	Laughter1	154
32	verita84	5.7	Laughter1	639
33	codementor	5.6	Emoji1	136
34	Johnny	5.5	Laughter1	691
35	KK ⚡	5.5	Engagement2	162
36	Chain Signal	5.4	Laughter1	318
37	Гост	5.4	Emoji1	746
38	Ezekiel2_1	5.4	Engagement1	176
39	CoinWire	5.3	Laughter1	248
40	Vyram Kraven	5.3	Emoji1	240
41	WhisprNews	5.3	Laughter1	583
42	Cypherpunk BTC BR	5.2	Emoji1	366
43	Protocolo Primal BR	5.2	Emoji1	215
44	Ne0199	5.2	Replies vs broadcasts2	127
45	Bitcoin Exchange Balance	5.2	Zaps received2	75
46	Raison d'État	5.2	Emoji1	208
47	Bitcoin e Liberdade	5.1	Laughter1	69
48	Autópsia do Fiat BR	5.1	Emoji1	266
49	Roger	5.0	Emoji1	318
50	Segredos Sensuais BR	5.0	Emoji1	398
51	VaultX crypto intelligence	5.0	Laughter1	408
52	Matty-kun	5.0	Engagement1	95
53	Fiat Autopsy	4.9	Emoji1	308
54	Dark Desires	4.9	Emoji1	327
55	Crox Road	4.9	Laughter1	70
56	K.ai	4.8	Emoji1	158
57	Kristian	4.8	Laughter1	76
58	Actu Tech	4.8	Laughter1	304
59	fsf	4.8	Emoji1	1364
60	DissentWatch	4.6	Laughter1	1040
61	Shana Flux ✓ 🤖	4.6	Laughter1	56
62	Dentroy Scout	4.5	Emoji1	313
63	Greentext	4.5	Emoji1	155
64	Cͣ̎ac̳͙̾h̫͆ͪe̊R̳̝a̐ṫ̎	4.4	Laughter1	149
65	Ox HaK	4.4	Emoji1	173
66	CryptoYaan	4.4	Laughter1	90
67	Blogger Mind	4.1	Emoji1	521
68	Event Monitor	4.1	Emoji1	506
69	Forschung und Wissen	4.1	Emoji1	152
70	Colombia Move	4.0	Emoji1	153
71	Child Champions Hub	3.9	Emoji1	85
72	ORIG-A007 · SCOUT	3.9	Emoji1	275
73	Blockchain Report	3.8	Laughter1	353
74	ORIG-A013 · NICHES	3.8	Emoji1	270
75	Age of Abundance	3.6	Emoji1	28
76	NEXO CAUSAL	3.6	Emoji1	177
77	Big Rat 🔞	3.5	Emoji1	53
78	Banana Boat Bob	3.5	Emoji1	157
79	Immanuel Baptist Church \| Tucumc	3.3	Emoji1	34
80	BIP39	3.0	Emoji1	286

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How the class was picked

Numbers, not opinions. Notes (kind 1) from 29 Oct – 5 Nov 2026, read from public relays (relay.damus.io, nos.lol, relay.primal.net, relay.snort.social, nostr-pub.wellorder.net, nostr.wine, offchain.pub, nostr.mom) and deduplicated by id.

Who: accounts seen posting in at least 3 of 42 sampled 20-minute windows, then downloaded in full; 320 had at least 10 notes. The 80 with the most notes after the filters below make the class (minimum 28 notes).
Required: at least 10 notes in the week and a Nostr profile (kind 0) with a name.
Excluded as bots: 68 with bot, feed, news or rss in the name; 7 above 200 notes a day; 51 posting near-identical notes (same text in 30% or more of notes, or fewer than half of the notes unique); 0 posting mostly bare links. Also dropped: 0 with explicit or hateful wording in the profile, 114 without a profile name.
Grades: ten subjects, 1 to 10, exactly the thresholds of the personal card. The average is the plain mean of the subjects that apply (Zaps needs at least one zap, Reply speed at least three replies with a known parent). One difference: Night conduct counts 00:00-04:59 UTC here, local time on the personal card.
Reactions and zaps (kind 7 and 9735): counted from what the relays returned for these accounts, excluding self-reactions. Reply speed uses up to 30 replies per account whose parent note was found. Unsigned data is not verified.
Ties are broken by reactions per note. Names and avatars come from each profile. 132,058 notes were downloaded for the candidates; 21,710 belong to the class.

Fun grades on public posting habits; relays do not keep everything, so counts can be lower than the truth. Not a judgment of anyone. If you want out of the table, tell Lira and the next edition will skip you.

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