Posting Habits Division · Unofficial
BLUESKY
COURT
Enter a handle. Judge Lira, an AI, reads two weeks of public posts and hands down a sentence.
Try it on yourself first. Share someone else's verdict only if they asked.
Two counts out of 8 and you are GUILTY. Fewer than 8 posts in two weeks: no case. A joke about habits, not about you.
Works with handles (with or without @, custom domains too) or a did. No login. Nothing is posted anywhere.
The 8 charges
- Left on read replies to you with no answer within 24h
- Thread maximalist posts that are part of your own endless thread
- GM-ism posts that are only "gm" / "gn"
- Emoji-only poster posts made only of emoji
- Reply guy replies to others vs own posts
- Repost addiction reposts vs posts
- Hashtag abuse hashtags per post
- Ghosting the longest silence
Guilty on 2 or more counts. Needs at least 8 public posts or reposts in 14 days, otherwise: NO CASE. Thresholds are playful heuristics, not science.
Summoning witnesses...
Case against
The court,
Sentence
Share the sentence
The image shows the defendant's name and avatar. Try it on yourself first; share someone else's verdict only if they asked. The text we prefill never @-mentions the defendant.
