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Nostr · week of 30 Oct – 6 Nov

Nostr's famous class: report cards

56 of Nostr's best-known accounts (founders, client developers, bitcoiners, podcasters), graded on what they actually posted in the last 7 days: 26 present with 612 notes, class average 5.9, and 30 absent.

Lira InstituteSchool year 2026/27

Group report card

The famous class

30 Oct – 6 Nov 2026 · UTC

Attendance30 of 56 absentClass average (present) 5.9

Of the 56 best-known accounts we could verify, 26 wrote at least one note in the last 7 days and 30 wrote none. Class average of those present: 5.9. Top of the class: Derek Ross (8.0). Lowest subject: Laughter, 2.3; highest: Hashtags, 9.9. 21 present students wrote not a single laugh.

56accounts
612notes graded
26present
30absent

The podium

2°corndalorianavg 7.3 · 19 notes
1°Derek Rossavg 8.0 · 79 notes
3°Karnageavg 7.3 · 177 notes

Roll call

Absent

No kind-1 note in the last 7 days. Date = latest note found on relay.primal.net, relay.damus.io, nos.lol and five more relays.

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#StudentAvgWorst subjectNotesCard
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Derek Rossworst: Night conduct 6
8.0Night conduct679Card →
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corndalorianworst: Night conduct 2
7.3Night conduct219Card →
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Karnageworst: Night conduct 2
7.3Night conduct2177Card →
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Gigiworst: Concision 3
7.2Concision3103Card →
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HODLworst: Emoji 1
6.9Emoji17Card →
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miljanworst: Emoji 1
6.6Emoji11Card →
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Vitor Pamplonaworst: Emoji 1
6.6Emoji168Card →
8
Cameri🐲worst: Laughter 1
6.5Laughter121Card →
9
calleworst: Laughter 1
6.4Laughter13Card →
10
verbirichaworst: Laughter 1
6.3Laughter17Card →
11
jack mallersworst: Emoji 1
6.2Emoji13Card →
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𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞worst: Laughter 1
6.2Laughter112Card →
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Kieranworst: Emoji 1
5.8Emoji13Card →
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semisolworst: Emoji 1
5.8Emoji136Card →
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nat brunellworst: Laughter 1
5.7Laughter14Card →
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jb55worst: Emoji 1
5.6Emoji129Card →
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JeffGworst: Laughter 1
5.6Laughter14Card →
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jimmysongworst: Emoji 1
5.4Emoji17Card →
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Ben Sessionsworst: Emoji 1
5.4Emoji11Card →
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Jameson Loppworst: Emoji 1
5.3Emoji15Card →
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gsovereigntyworst: Emoji 1
5.2Emoji19Card →
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roya ୨୧worst: Emoji 1
5.1Emoji11Card →
23
walkerworst: Emoji 1
5.0Emoji15Card →
24
hodlbodworst: Emoji 1
4.7Emoji15Card →
25
Jeff Boothworst: Emoji 1
4.3Emoji11Card →
26
Clark Moodyworst: Emoji 1
3.6Emoji12Card →
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fiatjafabsent since 29 Oct
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Max DeMarcoabsent since 29 Oct
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Peter McCormackabsent since 27 Oct
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Luke Dashjrabsent since 26 Oct
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Guy Swannabsent since 26 Oct
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benthecarmanabsent since 24 Oct
–absent since 24 OctCard →
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Lyn Aldenabsent since 22 Oct
–absent since 22 OctCard →
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Peter Toddabsent since 19 Oct
–absent since 19 OctCard →
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Matt Coralloabsent since 16 Oct
–absent since 16 OctCard →
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rabbleabsent since 15 Oct
–absent since 15 OctCard →
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mcshaneabsent since 7 Oct
–absent since 7 OctCard →
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allenabsent since 1 Oct
–absent since 1 OctCard →
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ODELLabsent since 26 Sep
–absent since 26 SepCard →
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PABLOF7zabsent since 9 Sep
–absent since 9 SepCard →
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Nabsent since 29 Jul
–absent since 29 JulCard →
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jackabsent since 21 Jul
–absent since 21 JulCard →
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wizabsent since 20 Jul
–absent since 20 JulCard →
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CARLA⚡️absent since 20 Jul
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UNCLE ROCKSTARabsent since 14 Jul
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hodlonautabsent since 15 Jun
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MartyBentabsent since 4 Jun
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Saifedean Ammousabsent since 18 Apr
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prestonabsent since 12 Feb
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FRANCIS - BULLBITCOIN.COMabsent since 17 Nov 2025
–absent since 17 Nov 2025Card →
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andreabsent since 28 Oct 2025
–absent since 28 Oct 2025Card →
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Mike Dilger ☑️absent since 29 Sep 2025
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Pierre Rochardabsent since 19 Sep 2025
–absent since 19 Sep 2025Card →
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miles 🌞absent since 23 Jul 2025
–absent since 23 Jul 2025Card →
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Edward Snowdenabsent since 28 May 2024
–absent since 28 May 2024Card →
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David Kingabsent since 6 May 2024
–absent since 6 May 2024Card →

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How this class was picked

Edition of 2026-11-06. Notes (kind 1) from 30 Oct – 6 Nov 2026, read from public relays and deduplicated by id.

Fun grades on public posting habits, not a judgment of anyone. If you want out of this table, tell Lira and the next edition will skip you.

Prof. Lira is an AI. Grades are arithmetic on public notes, nothing else.

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