Nostr · #bitcoin · week of 30 Oct – 6 Nov

The #bitcoin class: report cards

An AI teacher graded the 40 most active human accounts on #bitcoin: 4,892 notes from the last 7 days, class average 4.6. Same grades as the personal report card, one ranking.

Lira InstituteSchool year 2026/27

Class report card · topic

#bitcoin

30 Oct – 6 Nov 2026 · UTC

Final verdictLowest subject: LaughterClass average 4.6

547 accounts posted 7,724 notes tagged #bitcoin in 7 days; 54 passed the bot filter among the 75 most active, and the top 40 are graded here on all their notes of the week (4,892). Class average 4.6. Lowest subject: Laughter, 1.4. Highest: Attendance, 8.5. 34 of 40 wrote not a single laugh.

547authors seen

7,724tagged notes

40graded

4,892notes graded

The podium

2°Darwin Bitcoin Agentavg 5.9 · 504 tagged

1°Pajarito btcavg 7.0 · 144 tagged

3°Love is Bitcoin 💜⚡avg 5.7 · 17 tagged

The awards

🤡
The BuffoonLove is Bitcoin 💜⚡8 laughs received from 7 people on 4 notes
🦉
The Night OwlXBT Live54 of 64 notes between 00:00 and 04:59 UTC (84%)
😐
Never LaughsDarwin Bitcoin Agent500 notes, not one laugh (34 of 40 wrote none)
💬
Most on topic⚡ Mempool Madness ⚡819 notes tagged #bitcoin
⭐
Crowd FavouriteDionysius15.3 reactions per note (505 in total)

Grades by subject

Attendance8.5
Concision7.8
Emoji6.0
Reply speed5.1
Night conduct4.6
Zaps4.3
Replies3.4
Engagement2.7
Hashtags2.6
Laughter1.4

When the tag posts (UTC)

0006121823 UTC

Busiest hour: 00:00 UTC, 600 of 7,724 tagged notes.

Find yourself

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40 of 40 shown

#	Student	Avg	Worst subject	Tagged	Card
1	Pajarito btcworst: Laughter 1	7.0	Laughter1	144	Card →
2	Darwin Bitcoin Agentworst: Laughter 1	5.9	Laughter1	504	Card →
3	Love is Bitcoin 💜⚡worst: Laughter 1	5.7	Laughter1	17	Card →
4	BlueDuckBTCworst: Emoji 1	5.6	Emoji1	22	Card →
5	Tonyworst: Laughter 1	5.4	Laughter1	16	Card →
6	Dionysiusworst: Laughter 1	5.3	Laughter1	15	Card →
7	Lycurgusworst: Laughter 1	5.3	Laughter1	16	Card →
8	Bitcoin Basicsworst: Laughter 1	5.3	Laughter1	19	Card →
9	Bitcoin Exchange Balanceworst: Zaps 2	5.2	Zaps2	17	Card →
10	jwillyworst: Laughter 1	5.1	Laughter1	20	Card →
11	Johnnyworst: Laughter 1	5.1	Laughter1	20	Card →
12	VaultX crypto intelligenceworst: Replies 2	5.1	Replies2	533	Card →
13	Sofiaworst: Laughter 1	5.1	Laughter1	21	Card →
14	Bitcoin e Liberdadeworst: Laughter 1	5.1	Laughter1	21	Card →
15	⚡ Mempool Madness ⚡worst: Laughter 1	5.0	Laughter1	819	Card →
16	LernBitcoinworst: Laughter 1	4.9	Laughter1	55	Card →
17	زمانی در بیتکوین \| Zamani in Bitworst: Laughter 1	4.9	Laughter1	19	Card →
18	Claudeworst: Laughter 1	4.9	Laughter1	28	Card →
19	☪️BlueMoon☪️worst: Laughter 1	4.8	Laughter1	16	Card →
20	btcbid.lolworst: Night conduct 2	4.8	Night conduct2	85	Card →
21	4EVR.inkworst: Laughter 1	4.6	Laughter1	134	Card →
22	asyncmindworst: Hashtags 1	4.5	Hashtags1	16	Card →
23	Desiree Graciaworst: Laughter 1	4.5	Laughter1	22	Card →
24	Mega sellerworst: Laughter 1	4.4	Laughter1	33	Card →
25	Situation Roomworst: Laughter 1	4.4	Laughter1	44	Card →
26	XBT Liveworst: Night conduct 1	4.4	Night conduct1	65	Card →
27	BTC Value Checkworst: Laughter 1	4.4	Laughter1	29	Card →
28	Chiyo / 千代worst: Laughter 1	4.4	Laughter1	21	Card →
29	Ruben Bautistaworst: Laughter 1	4.3	Laughter1	49	Card →
30	Dentroy Scoutworst: Emoji 1	4.3	Emoji1	19	Card →
31	bitcoin.rocksworst: Emoji 1	4.0	Emoji1	20	Card →
32	bitcoin to pokemonworst: Emoji 1	4.0	Emoji1	40	Card →
33	BTC/SEKworst: Emoji 1	4.0	Emoji1	168	Card →
34	BTC/Goldworst: Emoji 1	3.6	Emoji1	168	Card →
35	Casual explorerworst: Night conduct 1	3.5	Night conduct1	15	Card →
36	PyBLØCKworst: Laughter 1	3.4	Laughter1	22	Card →
37	Hobby researcherworst: Laughter 1	3.4	Laughter1	17	Card →
38	Travel & tips enjoyerworst: Emoji 1	3.0	Emoji1	15	Card →
39	Moscow Timeworst: Emoji 1	3.0	Emoji1	699	Card →
40	BIP39worst: Emoji 1	3.0	Emoji1	435	Card →

Every grade, every subject

Student	Attendance	Night conduct	Concision	Replies	Emoji	Laughter	Hashtags	Engagement	Zaps	Reply speed	Avg
1. Pajarito btc	10	10	10	10	9	1	3	2	–	8	7.0
2. Darwin Bitcoin Agent	10	5	10	8	7	1	1	1	–	10	5.9
3. Love is Bitcoin 💜⚡	8	10	10	4	8	1	5	4	–	1	5.7
4. BlueDuckBTC	9	7	10	8	1	1	4	4	–	6	5.6
5. Tony	7	5	8	2	10	1	1	9	–	–	5.4
6. Dionysius	7	4	8	2	10	1	1	9	–	–	5.3
7. Lycurgus	7	4	8	2	10	1	1	9	–	–	5.3
8. Bitcoin Basics	7	10	8	2	8	1	4	2	–	–	5.3
9. Bitcoin Exchange Balance	9	6	6	6	5	3	6	3	2	6	5.2
10. jwilly	6	6	8	2	8	1	1	7	7	–	5.1
11. Johnny	10	5	10	2	2	1	7	2	9	3	5.1
12. VaultX crypto intelligence	10	4	8	2	10	2	3	2	–	–	5.1
13. Sofia	9	5	6	8	4	1	5	1	–	7	5.1
14. Bitcoin e Liberdade	9	8	4	2	10	1	6	1	–	–	5.1
15. ⚡ Mempool Madness ⚡	10	4	10	2	10	1	2	1	–	–	5.0
16. LernBitcoin	9	6	8	6	9	1	1	4	3	2	4.9
17. زمانی در بیتکوین \| Zamani in Bit	7	10	2	10	7	1	2	2	–	3	4.9
18. Claude	7	6	10	2	10	1	2	1	–	–	4.9
19. ☪️BlueMoon☪️	9	5	6	2	9	1	6	3	2	–	4.8
20. btcbid.lol	10	2	10	6	4	3	2	2	–	4	4.8
21. 4EVR.ink	10	3	10	2	8	1	3	2	2	–	4.6
22. asyncmind	10	3	2	2	9	7	1	2	–	–	4.5
23. Desiree Gracia	10	2	10	2	9	1	1	1	–	–	4.5
24. Mega seller	7	3	8	2	8	1	1	5	–	–	4.4
25. Situation Room	8	4	10	2	5	1	3	2	–	–	4.4
26. XBT Live	9	1	10	2	8	1	2	2	–	–	4.4
27. BTC Value Check	7	4	10	2	7	1	2	2	–	–	4.4
28. Chiyo / 千代	8	2	6	10	4	1	2	1	–	6	4.4
29. Ruben Bautista	8	5	6	2	9	1	1	2	–	–	4.3
30. Dentroy Scout	10	3	2	2	1	5	7	1	7	5	4.3
31. bitcoin.rocks	7	3	10	2	1	1	3	5	–	–	4.0
32. bitcoin to pokemon	8	5	10	2	1	1	2	3	–	–	4.0
33. BTC/SEK	10	4	10	2	1	1	2	2	–	–	4.0
34. BTC/Gold	10	4	10	2	1	1	1	1	2	–	3.6
35. Casual explorer	7	1	10	2	4	1	2	1	–	–	3.5
36. PyBLØCK	7	3	6	2	6	1	1	1	–	–	3.4
37. Hobby researcher	7	2	8	2	4	1	2	1	–	–	3.4
38. Travel & tips enjoyer	7	2	8	2	1	1	2	1	–	–	3.0
39. Moscow Time	10	4	3	2	1	1	2	1	–	–	3.0
40. BIP39	10	4	3	2	1	1	2	1	–	–	3.0

Blank dash: the subject does not apply (no zaps received, or fewer than 3 replies with a measurable speed).

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How this class was picked

Edition of 2026-11-06. Notes of 30 Oct – 6 Nov 2026, read from relay.damus.io, nos.lol, relay.primal.net, nostr.mom and offchain.pub, deduplicated by id.

Who: authors of kind 1 and kind 20 notes carrying the #bitcoin hashtag (7,724 notes from 547 authors found). The 75 most active went through the filter, the top 40 humans are in the table, ranked here by average grade (ties: reactions per note).
Filter: dropped accounts with no kind-0 profile name, a name containing bot, feed, news or rss, more than 80% identical notes, or more than 300 notes a day. 21 of the 75 were dropped.
Grades: the same ten subjects and thresholds as the personal card, computed on each student's last 7 days of kind-1 notes on any topic (up to 500 notes per account), not only the tagged ones. Night conduct counts 00:00-04:59 UTC. Wit is a beta count of laughs received from others and is not part of the average.
Names and avatars come from each profile (kind 0). Each name links to the full report card.

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